She takes me out every day - even though it's hurling it down and I think she is going to get arrested by the parenting police. Today, we were the only people on the common and I nearly blew away. I keep dreaming up things to entertain her in the house so we don't have to go out. I learned to play guitar on my shirt.
And then I found a baby to kiss in the mirror.
I put numbers on Daddy head, I hide pigs behind my back, I dance for her and sing for her. I play hide and seek. I stroke her face if she looks sad. I perform circus tricks and try and stand on my head. I laugh at all her jokes as if they are the first time I have heard them. I try on an array of hats for her amusement
and I make every single animal noise I can think of. And she still insists on taking me out..............................................