Mummy and Daddy didn't know anything about babies before I came along and they say they know even less now. I don't know what they find so difficult but they had to go on YouTube to find out how to fasten a nappy and they still don't understand what I am telling them half of the time. I tell them that I want to go out and mummy holds me over the potty trying to make me poo. She thinks the answer to all my problems is having a poo or Birdy Num Nums. Or both.
Daddy thinks he and mummy are old. Daddy likes trees and calm and motor bikes but doesn't walk with a limp. Mummy had motorbikes too in the days BC.