Mummy and Daddy have found just 2 models of van that suit their needs. They all look the same to me. Mummy kept referring to it as a hymen. Fortunately, only I noticed.
They ended up not buying it. Mummy said it looked like someone had been living in it. What does she think you do in them? She did ask the salesman if he would take a cheeky offer and when he said it depends on how cheeky, Mummy said 'Oh I can be very cheeky'. I thought they were going to buy it, just so that they didn't have to drive home.
But they didn't. Any way , we had potato pie for lunch. I can say 'pie' now and 'cake', so 'burp' fits in nicely.
I was so happy to get home, I had to have a little dance in my pants
